The Unusual Case of being Me.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
acecorvid
scragon

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Vampire and his human wife after years of marriage

scragon

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Charles took her to macy’s

torako-reply

“#everything about this is perfect except the separete beds because it implies cheryl doesn’t fuck and look this woman fucks she has been#climbing this man for the past 50 years she will fuck him again tonight”

HOLY CRAP MAN

olderthannetfic

Maybe they’re just futons.

stabbyflower

Obviously, they fuck and then go back to separate beds to sleep. Very important if you have aches and pains to get good rest, ya know.

sirsparklepants
amygdalan-arm

black and orange might b the classic Halloween colors but let us not forget purple and pale turquoise they are 100% as ghastly and ghoulish

bogleech

The thing is the colors of Halloween are all of the colors. You’ll see Halloween promotions like “we made our milkshakes GREEN!!! Spooky!!” or entire product lines where it’s all red because that’s like gothic vampire stuff or devilish. Blue motifs for haunted mansions, white ghosts and bones and ivory, pink guts and blob monsters, Halloween just celebrates every possible color palette and aesthetic.

dollsahoy

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